Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
These are super some of the best. We’ve done them in my troupe and let me tell you, there really is nothing more entertaining than watching a Welshman beat someone with a leak. Or Titus Andronicus with blood packs. It brightens up the whole stage.